Best Dennis Reynolds Quotes


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    this is an open and shut case

    Season 8 | Episode 10
    Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense

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    LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!

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    CHILDREN PLAY HERE YOU FAT COW

    Season 11 | Episode 5

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    I'm a five star man

    Season 10 | Episode 2 The Gang Group Dates
     



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     I'll read the words you wrote. 'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.' What? 'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.' This doesn't make any sense!

    season 2, episode 8

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    Silence your mouth

    season 3, episode 5

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    NEWS FLASH ASSHOLE 

    Season 11 | Episode 5

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    Well, if I've learned anything from films like Executive Decision or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold.
    — Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 10: The Gang Beats Boggs

    Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. 'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.' What? 'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.' This doesn't make any sense!
    — Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: The Gang Runs for Office

    I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.
    — Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 1: The Gang Gets Racist

    Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.
    — Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare

    Yeah, well, we won't get got though. We gonna get. See, Dee, people like us, we don't get got. We go get.
    — Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 9: Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare

    D: Demonstrate Value
    E: Engage Physically
    N: Nurture Dependence
    N: Neglect Emotionally
    I: Inspire Hope
    S: Separate Entirely

    — Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

    Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.
    — Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Gets Held Hostage

    Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale
    Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Dee Gives Birth

    And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
    — Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: Mac and Charlie Write a Movie


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